I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
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"Don’t you dare, for one more second, surround yourself with people who are not aware of the greatness that you are."
— Jo Blackwell-Preston (via melwent)
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So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course, my first question to her was “Can I scan it?” I guess she had never had it scanned before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.
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